Meredith Shayne

Insomniac Australian writer. Ace. Lover of reality TV. She/her

[💖 @twaniimals]

Moo Deng the most beautiful girl in the world

[Meredith Shayne @meredithshayne]

@seananmcguire So sorry for your loss

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@brbsiberia this one's for you lol

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@MiaReadsBooks Happy birthday Mia! Welcome to the nifty fifties :)

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A PERFECT album from the 1990's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

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@broceliande There was this magazine I used to read and I can't even remember what it was called but it was like an unsolved mysteries thing. It had a lot of that stuff in it. Lots of post-spontaneous human combustion living rooms with a burnt chair and someone's foot lol

[Meredith Shayne @meredithshayne]

Australia too - quicksand, the Bermuda Triangle, and spontaneous human combustion loomed large for little me

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

There is a very weird but very real segment of the U.S. population born between 1960-1980 that truly believed there was a high probability of dying in quicksand.

[marquelawyers @marquelawyers]

did they harvest the princess's organs for the king, is that what happened

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

having drinks with my friend who has never seen lord of the rings so i’m going to have her guess the names of some characters from 1 picture

starting off strong with “julius”

[Mat Henderson @themathendo]

The Poua were ordered to apologise to the NZ Govt for their last haka.

Today they did this instead.

[M ✨🪻 @m_bee4]

“asked me to be in a musical, i can’t sing, i can’t dance. then i saw it was also pierce brosnan & colin firth. and they can’t sing & dance either. . . we were the bimbo in this female production” i love him

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

According to the small print on this kilo bag of Mini Eggs, a 'portion' is 8 eggs. 8 eggs. What am I, stranded on Mars? 8 eggs. They think I'm going to be doing fuckin meal prep with Mini Eggs? 8 eggs per portion. I've 8 eggs in my mouth right now and there's room for more!

[Tolkien Art @SeanMac67914982]

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“…Thus died Fingolfin, High King of the Noldor, most proud and valiant of the Elven-kings of old. The Orcs made no…

-The Silmarillion, Quenta Silmarillion, Ch 18, Of the Ruin of Beleriand and the Fall of Fingolfin
Art by Xuan Wu

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“Morgoth... issued forth clad in black armour; and he stood before the King like a tower, and his vast shield.., cast a shadow over him like a stormcloud. But Fingolfin gleamed beneath it as a star; ..and he drew his sword Ringil, that glittered like ice.”

By Ahmet Can Kahraman

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

As ridiculously handsome as Aragorn is, saying that he’s the best looking dude in all of Middle Earth is Éomer erasure and I will not stand for it.

[Meredith Shayne @meredithshayne]

The original elf/dwarf OTP #ishipit

[Tolkien Art @SeanMac67914982]

“The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter. I, Narvi, made them. Celebrimbor of Hollin drew these signs."

By Anke Eißmann

[Meredith Shayne @meredithshayne]

@liza_belle It's so disappointing. And the NZ election results were horrific as well, so it was a bad day all round yesterday