Melon Lust

Amateur, auteur, flustered outcast - it's chef!

Bye ELoN @mereditp.bsky.social

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@cyclingontnt Thieving cunts. I'm missing Omloop because you don't value anything other than corporate greed. #TNT #Cunts

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@Doctor_Hutch @DoctorHutch Following you there, and unfollowing you here. Hope you make the switch, or at least cross-post.

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@mereditp.bsky.social I'm off.

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@James1940 What a weird hill to die on.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Freezing fuel duty.

Whilst increasing the price of a bus fare.

This Government are absurd - and dangerous for people & the planet.

#Budget2024

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@carltonreid @LouHaigh @laura_laker They just seem unable to draw a straight line from a preventative NHS to investment in cycling and walking. @LouHaigh very disappointing on this.

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@guardian What a stupid hill to die on.

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@harja_alina @KarenJukes2 @IanDunt The harm comes from going home with my clothes stinking of smoke. Again, you know this I'm sure.

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@harja_alina @KarenJukes2 @IanDunt No. In that scenario you would be the selfish one. I suspect you're a contrarian who already knows that though.

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@twittwose @IanDunt Yep, addiction and not having a sense of smell means the lightbulb just doesn't go on.

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@alonso_hoyt @IanDunt Cheers. All for edibles though, fill your boots :)

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@KarenJukes2 @IanDunt But what if I want to sit outside? Do I stay in because of some selfish smoker?

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@alonso_hoyt @IanDunt Nope, it also stinks, and way to many people drive on it.

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@IanDunt You stink. Don't make us stink too.

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@elonmusk @Keir_Starmer Sit down Elmo. The grown ups are talking.

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@Ipitythepoorfo1 How do you figure that?

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@willfoth Are you honestly telling us he didn’t buy his gold from Rigo? :(

[terry christian @terrychristian]

RT if you would gladly swap our racists for refugees

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished?

This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone.

Why?

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