Downplaying your weekend at work is a real skill. "Do anything fun this weekend?" "Not too much, caught up on some rest and shows and stuff.", whole time, I had the time of my life and had so much tequila over the weekend a lit match might actually ignite and end me 😂😂😂
I was in the library brushing my beard and another student turned his head 360° like an owl, looked me dead in my eyes, and said he "thought somebody was raking leaves".... does college have HR??