merd

peanut butter & jelly (fuck you)

[merd @merelynnr]

This is what happens every time I take a computer to IT

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

the guy i took it to is baffled. he kept asking me “how did you do this”

[Joyce Craig @JoyceCraigNH]

REMINDER: @KellyAyotte was the only senator in New England who voted against universal background checks after the tragedy at Sandy Hook.

She cannot be trusted to protect our communities. #NHPolitics

[GBH @GBH]

so...?

[k @mediamatahari]

who tf is bo burnham i thought he was that animated depressed horse

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

L

[Hollis (asshole era) @j8holliwood]

utterly disgusted by the fact I’m in charge of feeding myself

[merd @merelynnr]

Ok no more riding the t 🥲

[Adam Gaffin @universalhub]

An interview with Frank Oglesby, who has been making all the subway and bus announcements for the #MBTA since 1997 as the T moves to a text-to-speech synthesizer https://t.co/jgRonkrPqc

[merd @merelynnr]

I’m a one issue voter and that issue is daylight savings time

[merd @merelynnr]

I’m proposing a jury duty or draft style system for MBTA drivers, where the state can send you a letter at any time requesting you serve your 2 weeks of train driving duty

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

going soup mode

[merd @merelynnr]

One emotion they’ll never put into words is the one when someone asks you if you can bold a logo

[merd @merelynnr]

@adeeduhs It always is 🫥

[merd @merelynnr]

IT people spend so much time complaining about how dumb everyone is, then proceed to send information about your locked email account to your locked email

[Mass.gov Fake Tweets @MassGovt]

To reduce MBTA trip time the trains will no longer stop.

[merd @merelynnr]

@j8holliwood Report to HQ for your first assignment

[merd @merelynnr]

Gonna need the snarky Facebook boomers could stop nitpicking the cute captions I write for work before I start ripping them apart on my personal account

[merd @merelynnr]

NOT EMERSON COLLEGE USING THE STUPID LITTLE BUILDING PROJECTION AS A REASON THEIR EDUCATION WAS WORTH IT

[merd @merelynnr]

Chipotle is the Dunkin Donuts of fast casual
Utterly unpredictable with employees who seem very over it (understandably tbh)

[AquaFPS @AquaFPSgaming]

Chipotle is either a great, delicious experience or the worst meal you’ve had all week. Nothing in between.

[merd @merelynnr]

I think we as a society missed out on embracing venmo as a social media platform, but the window is still open if anyone wants to climb in with me

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The microwave was invented so people with ADHD could enjoy hot coffee.