Simon Orion

Igor's dad, pinball enthusiast, body piercer, business manager, treasurer, geek. Cash App: $Mechatorgo

[Simon Orion @Merendino]

@Fightful I’m so out of touch with wrestling anymore I guess. :(

[john zan hammer @ThatsOurMongo]

mikey whipwreck & yoshihiro tajiri

[Daniel Godfrey @danielgodfrey]

@Billy I’ve just gotten comfortable with the fact that I don’t know shit about fuck and probably never will. God can fill me in later.

[THE VOiCE🇬🇭🇳🇬🇿🇦 @chapps_h]

my brain at 3am

[Simon Orion @Merendino]

@kvrbyxo Trust me when I say I want one also but god no, the screaming fits are legendary

[Lord Arse! @Lord_Arse]

Metal Slug street art.

[wavywebsurf @wavywebsurf]

why is there not a modern 3d survival style game based off Oregon Trail. It seems like such an obvious banger to make and would be so badass

[lvd @one4ghost]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre only having a 3.8 on letterboxd is actually criminal man

[Simon Orion @Merendino]

@GameSack Yeah it’s a bummer but at least we are getting a show from a Sega franchise. It’s so long overdue.

[Does Bret Hart Like Bill Goldberg? @GoldbergHart]

No.

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE CAT IN THE HAT

[Softboy @softboywin]

Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

I can make you see colours that don’t exist!

[Simon Orion @Merendino]

@graceinblood August Underground

[Simon Orion @Merendino]

@graceinblood Are talking horror only or just a worse trilogy than this period?

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw