Meredith

Sayings of a 5 year old

[Meredith @meresaidit]

I’m getting used to the being kind thing!

[Meredith @meresaidit]

*watching Chiefs game*
There’s Marty McHomes!

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Starbucks Order: One Smoky hot crappuccino

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I’m scared of everything that’s scary. Like glaciers.

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SpiderMan got bited by a regular-actor spider. #Radioactive

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Did you know you can drink out of a coconut? #Random

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I’m done with all the consequences!

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Mom: Make sure you put a coat on, it’s not a summer day out there.

Me: You’re not a summer day.

Mom: 🤦🏼‍♀️ (although it’s true!)

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I can smell the view! 🌳 ⛅️

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I’m not ready to be a 5 year old!! 😩 #TooMuchResponsibility

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🎶 It’s my birthday! It’s my birthday! 🎶

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Just call me “Almost 5 year old”.

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#NewProfilePic

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Don’t leave your sister alone in the kitchen! #SnowDaySeperationAnxiety

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*Smells flowers*
They smell like pink and purple!! 💐

[Meredith @meresaidit]

Me: How do you spell aliens?
Ethan: A -
Me: How do you make an A?
👽 👾

[Meredith @meresaidit]

Me: How many days until my birthday?
Mom: 208 days
Me: *squeals* it’s almost my birthday everybody!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Ethan pinched me and I told him, “You don’t do that to ladies!”

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Last morning, when I was 2...

[Meredith @meresaidit]

Did you know potatoes can hurt you? #Tornadoes