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shiv roy and charlotte york apologist. what can I say? I'm a feminist!

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

she hardly even recognized me jar jar...

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

I’m starting to think that wings is lowkey kinda better than the beatles kinda

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

rewatching grease live (reason: aaron tveitt) but I forgot jordan fisher is in it (boo I don’t like him)

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

nothing could ever show her what struggle feels like but the fact that he thinks $50/week is not that much for a kid is so funny to me like I would have been floored to get that much in allowance at her age lol

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Jay-Z reveals he limits Blue Ivy to $50 a week in allowance:

"I want her to know what the struggle feels like."

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

this just being the blind housekeeper

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

Classic jump scare in House on Haunted Hill (1959)

[milo @chudpalahniuk]

the beatles are such a crazy band imagine having a true once-in-a-generation intuitive genius in your band and he's the bassist

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

tweeting this while completely unaware that Nolan’s Odyssey was based on a translation done by a woman

[Conor Fitzgerald @fitzfromdublin]

Christopher Nolan made the Odyssey as a way of forcing our wives and girlfriends to listen to us talk about our sea peoples theories and I say bravo

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo made a new friend at the game!! ⚽ Mr. Tom Cruise!!!

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Too many other performers blocking my view of the muppets

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

HOLY SHIT

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

everyone talks about how miranda should’ve dated the handsome knicks doctor and I always try to ignore it bc I want to root for her and steve (bc brady yk) but DAMN I’m watching the eps w him and he’s so good looking/smart/better than steve in every way like it’s actually crazy

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

I just can’t not like him.. obviously ignoring the [redacted] stuff like the dude is so strange and likeable to me

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

He can handle many things but not a situationship. And that’s OK

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

oh my god why wasn’t I there

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Thank you for spending the day with me and sharing in our mutual love of cinematic storytelling on the legendary Warner Brothers Lot.

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

the toy story franchise really underrepresents how much kids play with stuffed animals— like I had some toys that I played with the way kids do in these movies (mostly barbies or littlest pet shop lol) but most of my imaginative play involved stuffed animals

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

I hate online Snoopy content/art where u can tell the person who made it doesn’t know shit abt Snoopy or the nuances of his character

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

It’s one thing when other people jokingly call you the English teacher/gym teacher, but it’s so obnoxiously twee and irritating to refer to YOURSELF that way when you’re wealthy celebrities who’ve never had a 9 to 5.

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

also if true this shit is fucking crazy like you’re a billionaire but still too greedy to properly feed your guests or give them seats at your wedding ??

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

“never known for underplaying their cultural significance�� got their asses omg

[physically imposing bald austin butler @meatprison2]

i have to stand and listen to vows written by two illiterate inbreds for 40 minutes, cant eat or get drunk afterwards and my thank you for attending is a documentary about the fyre festival event i just attended?? lol. lmao even.

[💙snoopy💙 @merflonck]

I love soap operas so much

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

John Oliver’s third—and final—day on General Hospital is off to a rip-roaring start. Consider him fully initiated.

[Olivia @Tomolivia24]

Same here. I still can't believe that's Tom Cruise. It's not just the look. The way he moves, the way he talks... everything about him is so different. He completely disappears into Lestat.