Merfume

​We don't just make perfume, we're making a stand against the image obsessed nature of how you smell and replacing perfume with motherfucking perfume.

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Brexit - the modern day equivalent of the upper classes blowing the trench whistle in 1916
#nothingtodowithperfume #brexit #brexitdebate #thursdaythoughts

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It's only a matter of time before a perfume called Everybody Dies is released; a heady mix of alcohol, suntan lotion guano crazy.

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We're staying alert for any virus that's around 0.1microns in diameter #stayingalert

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Christmas perfumes and revenge.. Its just not practical to buy everyone Tom Ford and No.5, so sometimes you have to adapt.

https://t.co/mjB0fSdOTZ

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@perfumegenius Aberfeldy

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Is there anything better than listening to the new #NickCave next to an open window letting the cold air in and a large cup of coffee on hand ? I don't think so.

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@is_salsu If a Fourier transformation was applied to break people down into their basic components, much in the same way as complex signal processing, we would be able to understand the nature of everything about ourselves and that is the real beauty.

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Ahhh politics. #jacobreesmug

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An excellent business model is to take an already popular and successful idea and invent something that tags onto it. Like phone cases. Some people take this business model and apply it to their social media status, all that's missing is #everyonelookatmenowmenowmenowmenowmenow

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Hi Greta, I’ve just booked some long haul flights for my family to enjoy some winter sun on the beach this Christmas.

Level of guilt being felt: 0%

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On Her Majesty's Secret Minge #PutTheWordMingeInAFilm

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It is so hot in the UK, I think its time someone tenuously links the benefit of an essential oil to body temperature regulation using the the words, power, vibration and aura and sold it to the masses =£££ #resonancedoesnotequatetohealingpoweronlyamplificationoftheforcingfunction

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What flowers shall I buy for the garden today ? This little guy pointed the way ! #beesgivethebestadvice #butpleasefinishyourlunchfirst

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@Dawn__Renee @DeathandScent @doterra I particularly like the use of "15 years experience" on the web page. A commonly used trick to inspire confidence when experience does not mean knowledge or competence. I have over 40 years experience in the use of lungs, but my knowledge of them is unsurprisingly limited.

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@samfarmer_co You think this is a game ?!

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Do I really need bottles of expensive perfume? Yes I do.

First avocado toast was feckless, now it’s coffee. Maybe they have a point?

https://t.co/EzJSIl9noz

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Whilst we absolutely agree that the humble bacon sandwich is god tier, if anyone thinks that black pudding and haggis is crap tier then they have not had proper black pudding or haggis. Obviously brexit, dark media and Spectre have a hand in this farce !

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What are the very best classic British foods? (savoury edition)
We can now crown Yorkshire Pudding as Britain's finest home-grown food, with 85% of Brits who have tried them saying they like them. Sunday roasts and fish & chips come joint second on 84%
https://t.co/2mF0n4khqf

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@Nukapai Don't ask how I know this here, but as audio books go, its not the best. https://t.co/gxAmZWgeog

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@dalybeauty ooooh baby, I feel like I need to delete my browser history after watching this !

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@dalybeauty *cupboards

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@SoVeryBritish 6. OK - you know, really well. Except for...

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@dalybeauty I'm marrying my duvet !