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let the meat cake

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i’m walt’s roommate

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@vampiresnacks fair

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@brennan_nnn yayyyyyyyyyy

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@deepbluesound @ShowRayanne @harleybaghdad i love to quietly replace the furnace and then next year quietly replace the AC unit and maybe also the rotting porch while my landlord raises the rent when renewing my lease

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this was LITERALLY me at the NC fair three years ago except i did not get it working again :/

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE ATE THAT SO BAD LMAOO😭😭😭

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@lilsauceboss i would tune in.

[Double Double Whammy @dbldblwhmmy]

if you want to take advantage of our huge sale and get your items before 2025 — order before dec 17th! 📦https://t.co/AF6ZH82cNu

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a normal person could never have noticed this

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i found a manhattan special on urban outfitters lol

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.@CookOut how will you fix this

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@CookOut i ordered some items tonight and was charged for chicken strips that i did not get :(

[EXADECIBEL @INFINITELOGIN]

I think I’m losing my mind

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@skirtsmusic @jointruthclub @kingsraleigh @horsejol @joyerband @JamRoomFest @thepinhook @thehalocline just the popsicle i think :/

[truth club @jointruthclub]

whoops i decided that october is the 8th month, ignore what i said and read what i meant ❤️

poster dates are correct lol

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having a damn yard sard tomorrow morning come thru and make us rich

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i love to shop

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@NiceCalfHaver YAYYYYYY

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i would only ever become the new father to a daughter born withIN the sanctity of marriage ❤️

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@jlmitch5dev please send to me….

[Wednesday @Wednesday_Band_]

Back to back headlining shows in Asheville starting tomorrow

Gonna bring out some older shit we never play and new shit too

Tix here : https://t.co/XKlKLOTVDb

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@lilsauceboss okay so does it need a new home