Miss Mergery

I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[P@ulo🍁 @Paul000__]

Beautiful scenes recorded in OL Kalou. Iwe funze kwa hawa na goons wengine. 2027 won't be business as usual. https://t.co/rGm9QyZqqr

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

ENGLAND GOING FOR THE WIN

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's government plans to use more than Sh1 trillion held by SACCOs to help finance major development projects through the National Infrastructure Fund.

The move is set to be backed by the new Cooperatives Bill.

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

african mums after reporting their son to the father 😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here are Africa's top 10 strongest currencies as of June 2026 against the US dollar:

Tunisia – 2.91 dinars
Libya – 5.41 dinars
Morocco – 8.99 dirhams
Ghana – 10.31 cedis
Botswana – 13.43 pula
Seychelles – 13.75 rupees
Eritrea – 15 nakfa
South Africa – 17.54 rand
Namibia – 17.54 dollars
Lesotho – 17.54 loti

[Yenze Mee @yenzemee]

It's impossible

[linux 🚩 @tuvati]

Apparently Niger has become the first state to criminalize asexuality. For literally what reason. How do you even prove that

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines 'BOLD' extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED;is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

TSC deducted an extra Sh108 in PAYE from teachers' June payslips without an explanation.

The change could mean about Sh32.4 million extra collected in one month from over 300,000 teachers.

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

A 24-year-old man fought off six armed men with a hammer to protect 37 sleeping orphans at faraja children's home in kenya. This is anthony omari

[Malaysia ❤️ @carienimwa]

Isn't this criminal? Where did the money go?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

State House spent about Sh2.5 billion in just 6 weeks of FY2025/26, according to CoB.

Here is how:

— Jan 19: Sh353 million
— Jan 30: Sh380 million
— Feb 5: Sh396 million
— Feb 11: Sh258 million
— Feb 19: Sh291 million
— Feb 26: Sh390 million
— Feb 27: Sh381.8 million

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Revealed: Gov’t spent Ksh.17.3B on travel, Ksh.4.9B on hospitality as austerity measures ignored https://t.co/Aa3t5FTi1b

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Uproar as Sh377 million drugs expire at Kemsa

Cancer drugs, HIV treatments, and essential commodities went to waste while Kenyans were turned away from public hospitals or forced to pay out of pocket

https://t.co/z1tNpdQVRT

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's government plans to sell at least 1,000 datasets from platforms like eCitizen over five years to raise revenue.

The Sh396 million project will include anonymised datasets such as:
— Land transactions
— Passport applications
— Vehicle registrations
— Birth and death records
— Business registrations

[IVY @ivymuthe]

These are the list of schools closed due to students unrest :

1. Alliance High School
2. Loreto Girls' High School, Limuru
3. Lenana School
4. Saseta Girls' Secondary School
5. Barding Secondary School
6. Maranda High School
7. Utumishi Girls Academy
8. Moi Forces Academy, Lanet
9. Tarakwa High School
10. Naivasha Girls High School
11. St. Joseph's Seminary Senior School, Molo
12. Nakuru Girls High School
13. Njoro Girls High School
14. State House Girls High School
15. Mwasere Girls High School
16. Dr. Aggrey Boys High School
17. Kenyatta High School, Mwatate
18. Moi Boys High School, Voi
19. Eldoro Girls High School
20. Mahoo Girls High School
21. St. Mary's Lushangonyi Secondary School
22. Kangaru School
23. Kangaru Girls High School
24. Sacred Heart Kyeni Girls High School
25. Kimangaru Mixed Secondary School
26. Kavuthu Secondary School
27. Kyamuthei Secondary School
28. Nguumo High School
29. Kalama Secondary School
30. Kaumoni Boys High School
31.Ngiriambu boys
32.Githumu boys
33.Langata boys high
34.Njoro boys
35.Kiria-ini girls

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KBC has secured free-to-air broadcast rights for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

[Troy @New_air_bender]

Wacha wenye wanataka kuchoma shule wachome. Tuko nyuma sana kwa syllabus