mars

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[gill @contactabrother]

people are insane

[bia @teracherous]

when you wash your hair and the all consuming evil leaves your body

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

thinking about that time my friend hired an animal psychic to do a reading on her horse named delmar & she said "there's someone he doesn't like. they call him a sandwich?" and they could not decipher what that meant until she told me about it
bc it was me. i called him deli sub

[Ukeme @uktherulaa]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[Colin @colinarmis]

MY CHICKEN STARS NOOO

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried

[mars @merha_]

everything fifa-fied

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My brother got into a car accident and my dad texted me this

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[mars @merha_]

overstimulated and my room looks like this

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

just made some sht up in my head. i'm so mad rn

[g @34rths]

Whatever I'm standing on my business

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

My fat ass cousin in the house 😭

[teeth @teeth12345]

You gotta kill me.

[𝔡𝔢𝔷𝔦 @schmezi]

this too shall turn into a whole thing