Mere

Lover of Pibbles 🐶 and Cold Beer 🍻

[Mere @merhmize]

This man has a way with words. Make sure y’all are making deposits at the appropriate banks today. Happy Valentines 💀🤣💕

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I'm 36. This is my honest advice for people in their 20s:

1. Make decisions your future self will thank you for, not resent you for.

2. Somebody you know and love is going to die within the next 10 years. It could even be you. So live accordingly.

[Mark @jmarkyarbro]

This is incredible.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Feel bad for anyone who doesn’t like CFB

[Mere @merhmize]

1000000% just got crop dusted by a rando at the gym. The smell hit me like a ton of bricks

[Mere @merhmize]

@thekhuddy Shocker

[Mere @merhmize]

@ashhole731 This just made my entire day 🤣🤣 I am cackling.

[Mere @merhmize]

@thekhuddy @shaestub Excuse me sir why on earth is this picture on Twitter

[megs @fasshionlover]

no one:

my head when it’s midnight:

31st of october 1st of november

[Mere @merhmize]

@slayyvah @theestallion Ayyyyyyyy 🤩🤩

[Mere @merhmize]

10 out of 10 would recommend taking shots over FaceTime with your bestie. 🥂

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

99.9999999999999999% of the world isn't thinking about you. And the ones that are aren't thinking about you that often.

So stop worrying about what they think.

[Mere @merhmize]

@thekhuddy @shaestub THIS IS A BOLD FACE LIE

[Mere @merhmize]

@slayyvah Lmao sadly no. I’m only that smart when we’re together 🤣

[Mere @merhmize]

Came home last night and choose to have a healthy drunk snack for the first time in my life. I ate a protein bar and went to sleep. Is this what being an adult feels like?

[Mere @merhmize]

I’m just going to leave this here 🤣🤣🤣

[Mere @merhmize]

@tristend11 Oh I was literally like do you see this icon at the bottom right of your screen? And saying stuff like that. It was funny. I told her I should charged her for lessons lol

[Mere @merhmize]

I am on the phone trying to teach my mama how to use Venmo. It’s a true struggle for a woman in her 60’s. This phone call is going on 15 minutes strong at this point. 🤣

[Mere @merhmize]

@VonnaDe AND Darnell 🤩

[Mere @merhmize]

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