Meridith

I’m about to say it... I don’t care that you broke your elbow

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

Re-downloaded Twitter to remind you all that if you are doing 10mph under the speed limit get the fuck out of the left lane.

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

the CDC says it’s officially safe to open up the dirty window and let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

Wish @lilpump still had braces

[Brody Logan @BrodyLogan]

10:30 - drop off dry cleaning

11:00 - Joe's thing

2:00 - swing by the post office

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

I’m at the age where I no longer know which iPhone I have

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

@NinoGreco7 Clearly not......

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

What’s up with the twisted tea stuff? Or am I just old and no ones gonna tell me

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

christmas in your 20’s be like

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

@C_Mitt Read this and had an instant flash back to the video of you saying “fuck young thug” 😂😂

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

Listen senator John McCain has been my president since 2008 if we’re being honest

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

You know what the world could really use right now... a new season of stranger things

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

Bobby: did you see Fiona ate her first full pumpkin? Me: ???? Like from shameless ??? Bobby: no! The hippo at the Cincinnati zoo!! 😐😐😐😐😐😐

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

These kids are doing tik tok dances walking down my sidewalk. We’re doomed.

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

https://t.co/0UgACgqn9P

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

@keriwallace @kiersten_snyder Just keep using the shampoo. You could be the proud owner of a base model Cadillac suv you still have to pay for but didn’t get to pick out yourself

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

There’s been a lot of questions and mysteries in 2020 but the biggest of them all; WHO IS BUYING ALL THIS SHAMPOO

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

@keriwallace @kiersten_snyder I’ve said it once I’ll say it again... I’ve been using the “I live with just my dad 50cent VO5” since I was about 11. I got killer hair..

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

Where’d you get this video of me

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

[Meridith @meridithshaffer]

@GouldenBG we should have charged cooper in Wexford 😂

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed