Merin Russell

I used to write. Now I just shout into the void.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

Now that Elon is in charge, are we allowed to use this platform to publicly wish for someone’s demise? Free speech and all that.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes during press conference, is quickly escorted away

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

@dyllyp Why are people like this?

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

@alexandrak Please, go on.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

As it turns out, getting up early to get an early start on work just results in starting work on time.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

Do you say bless you when dogs sneeze or are you a monster?

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

Remember that day when everyone was tweeting their “last tweets” with the urgent finality of a civilization about to be destroyed by an asteroid?

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

@dyllyp Excuse me, let’s not glaze past that first part though. WHAT?

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

@MalyndaHale And yet it’s American Christians who are crying persecution.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

@lsjamison This and anything else in the Pippi Longstocking/Astrid Lindgren universe.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

@emily_gambone @lsjamison Came here looking for this!

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

It’s October 20th and last night I had my annual recurring nightmare about getting the Christmas tree up too late.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is time.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

Over here acting like the patron saint of healthy choices because I stopped myself at four tacos.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

@liandolan This is wonderful news to me.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

Dear Handmaid’s Tale showrunners: series is starting to feel a bit stale. Definitely needs more close-ups of Elizabeth Moss staring menacingly into the camera lens before cutting to credits.

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

Oh my god. It’s really happening. WE’RE FREE!

[Seattle Department of Transportation @seattledot]

Entrances to #WestSeattleBridge at 35th/Fauntleroy, Delridge, SR 99, northbound I-5 are open. Check @WSDOT_Traffic for southbound I-5 ramp reopening timing as they #ReviveI5. Thanks for your resilience over the past 2.5 years. #WestSeattleReunited
https://t.co/hyxQa4Bbdj

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

My 4-year-old has a new “fan” (not friend) whose name is “Bandre” and whose hair apparently consists a single large spike. They know each other “from the racing world.”

[Merin Russell @merinmcdanger]

It’s giving