Bishamon Blyde

Award-winning alcohol trailblazer - , student:elist

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

me: im so lonely person: hey me: leave me alone

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i only understand like 9% of life

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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do we have time for these hoes? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?

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I better marry rich or make myself rich because my taste is way too expensive for the amount of money that isn’t in my bank account

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

hey there Delilah what's it like up in Rack City, I see tens and tens of twenties raining down upon your titties yes I do, oh it's true

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

how to tell if someone likes you 1. they don’t

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I WANT SUMMER I WANT TO WEAR SHORTS NO SCHOOL SWIMMING SUNNY DAYS BLASTING YOUR MUSIC LESS PEOPLE POPSICLES SO DONE WITH THE COLD

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

u may think im a bitch but as soon as you get to know me u realize that first impressions are right and i am a bitch

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

Accomplishments of 2013: - - - - - I probably spent more time on the internet than last year.

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

I have this problem where I'm always hungry, always tired, or always stressed. Someone tell me what it's like to not be at least 1 of the 3.

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

exit the womb they said life will be great they said

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?” me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

me: *falls down* mom: what was that noise? me: my shirt fell mom: sounded heavier than a shirt me: i was in it when it fell

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

do we have time for these hoes? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

Sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams

[Bishamon Blyde @meripofebav]

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand