JuStMerit

Civil Engineer || in progress with Christ🙏🏾☦️ || DM for Promo || Manchester united || Real Madrid || 48075

[JuStMerit @Merittequila_]

I can tell that you aren't ready for the last slide😹💔

[tradewithbelieve📊📈📉📈 @jointofalltrade]

After i fund my account to trade xau, immediately I place a trade, what i saw was 0.00

[David💭 @Atobajeundavid]

I once dated a girl who became obsessed with “signs.”

Not red flags.

Not relationship signs.

SPIRITUAL signs.

TikTok had destroyed this woman completely.

Every conversation suddenly sounded like a prophecy.

If a bird flew past the car?
Sign.

If her left eye twitched?
Sign.

If I took too long to reply?
“The universe is revealing things.”

Sister please.
The universe is not MTN.
Relax.

At first it was funny.

Then it became concerning.

One day she called me at 2am sounding terrified.

I said:

“What happened??”

She whispers:

“I think somebody is trying to warn me about you.”

Now immediately I’m awake.

Because why do I sound like the villain in a Netflix documentary?

I ask what she means.

This girl says:

“Every time I think about our relationship… my candle flickers.”

A CANDLE.

Ladies and gentlemen I was competing against fire physics.

Anyway I tried to calm her down.

Big mistake.

Because now she thought my calmness was suspicious.

She goes:

“See how defensive you’re getting?”

DEFENSIVE???

I was literally breathing.

After that things got strange quickly.

She started screenshotting “relationship advice” tweets and sending them to me with no context.

Stuff like:

“A man who hides small things is hiding BIG things.”

Or:

“Your spirit already knows. Stop ignoring it.”

At this point even I started feeling guilty and I hadn’t done anything 😭

Then one Friday she randomly asks:

“Can I see your phone?”

Now normally?
I don’t care.

But the way she asked…

It sounded less like a request and more like a police search warrant.

Still, I handed it over because again:
I HAD DONE NOTHING.

Huge error.

This woman opens my gallery and suddenly freezes.

Long silence.

Too long.

Then she slowly turns the phone toward me and says:

“Who is this?”

I look.

It’s a picture of a girl.

Now before panic enters the chat:
the girl was my COUSIN.

But unfortunately…

Unfortunately…

The picture was from a family party and my cousin was hugging me.

And somehow…
SOMEHOW…
it looked romantic.

This girl gasps like she just uncovered government corruption.

I immediately explain:

“That’s literally my cousin.”

She stares at me.

Then says:

“Interesting.”

There’s that word again.

That evil word women use before destruction.

I start defending myself passionately.

Bringing evidence.

Family photos.

Instagram tags.

Even ancestry at one point.

But this woman had already entered detective mode spiritually.

Then she suddenly zooms into the background of the picture.

And whispers:

“Wait…”

Now I’m scared.

Actually scared.

Because why are WE whispering??

She points at a blurry figure standing behind us.

Ladies and gentlemen…

This woman genuinely believed the blurry uncle in the background was “another woman watching us.”

I said:

“That is a 58-year-old man named Kunle.”

She ignored me completely.

Then she hits me with:

“Your energy shifted when I asked about the picture.”

BABY THAT’S CALLED STRESS 😭

[Drax📿 @Bigdraxxx7]

Do we all agree that plastic surgery enhances beauty?

[baby🍀 @shalomdfirst]

You just know it’s all those white girls, take Ruger play first lol 😂

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Women with locs have insane facecard

[JayNaija @JayNaija]

Opened my Moniepoint app and saw you can actually save for almost anything, from rent to school fees to Business, with little money. Nice one

[🦋Queen Primis🌹 @Queen_primis]

Let’s test your eyes 👀

Can you read this?👇

[TundeOfAllTrades🌴 @EverythingTunde]

Only Africans can relate😂😂😂

[King Sam👑 @Kvnqsam]

Japan makes the most expensive School Bags in the world and here's why

[sօռ σf нιѕ 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 🎟📍 @the64yomide]

Eran Iya Oshogbo

Abela pupa

100 Boyz

Koto Aiye

[𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 @liamASAP]

Imagine your partner posts you on twitter and people start saying “people just date anything”

[KAEGO ♤ @kaaego]

just 3 episodes in and i’m a SAT, this is an absolute 10/10 🔥 🤯

[Blackboy @blackboyrizzy]

The pace of China’s technological advancement is insane. 🔥

(Via @ozgeppn)

[ELA @ellabosslady_]

She told his Tinder date that she’s trans and he asked her to pull it out so he’ll know if it’s bigger than his .

[EMEKA 💭 @Okoliemeka_]

What’s a 10/10 movie? 🍿

[𝐀𝐃𝐄 @ade_babyyyyy]

Bro see 10/10 women here, Jesus 🥹🥹

[💕Mide💕 @HaYoMiDe_]

I have tried everything from white vinegar to bleach but none is working. Please help me

[Maymies @Tringers__]

Hey @grok, I’m tired of seeing Ronaldo looking fit always. Make him looks little overweight with beards while wearing a hello kitty shirt with an ash sweatpants

[𝕋𝔼𝔾𝔸™ 🌍 @Tegadeyforyou]

As a Bachelor, once you have these 2 in your fridge, 90% of your food issues are solved whalahi!!! 😍❤️

[Bobo yii sha 🌚 @_bobo_yii_sha]

drop your aza 👍🏾