MERLIN LABE

The US Constitution is my book of spells. MERLIN LABE! ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ! #2A #NRA #USA #blackpowdermagic

[less fat Dave @BigFatDave]

THIS JUST IN:
#MomsDemand's #GroceriesNotGuns campaign a pathetic failure, laughed out of #everytown

#GunSense

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Abracadabra! @JerryMcClellan2 @Minutemaniac @GlomarResponder @MazurekRob @chef_riggy @BigFatDave @InSovNetwork @CattyPatriot

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Use my ™ again, @Minutemaniac, if you dare. I will HEX you (and I don't mean like a Glock barrel). @BigFatDave @chef_riggy @calgal93

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@bakersfieldrob @BigFatDave One of my favorite spells!

[gone @bakersfieldrob]

@merlinlabe @BigFatDave though I think the correct usage would be
"cogito ergo armatus"
(I've been researching for a tattoo I want;)

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Cogito, ergo sum armati!

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She no longer needs it, for I have removed her powers of black magic with my #BlackPowderMagic!

@dave_gosh @NancyPelosi

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“@dave_gosh: @NancyPelosi I found your broomstick!! #wickedwitch #witches #NancyPelosi #tcot”

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Folks, don't blame @ryanjreilly TOO much. He'd merely fallen prey to my #blackpowdermagic. I can manipulate small minds from worlds away.

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http://t.co/3GSzrPR9HL

I have returned to again use my black powder magic to turn @MikeBloomberg's piles of $ into:

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It is I, the great and powerful Merlin Labe! @ChrisChristie has succumbed to my #blackpowdermagic. You're welcome, New Jersey.

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I bid you mortals au revoir! POOF!

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@F100Stealth @BigFatDave My wizardry stops all.

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I banish you forevermore! @SulageoS

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@BigFatDave Walnut. Poly is only when I'm on a Poseidon adventure. I moonlight magic tricks for the god of the sea.

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@Zimobog @BigFatDave @HalfSecGhostGun Camelbak under my robe.

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@BigFatDave Prestocarbipopulus!

Let's see if that works.

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@BigFatDave @HalfSecGhostGun I thought YOU were Merlin Labe. The man. The wizard. The legend.

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@Zimobog @BigFatDave @HalfSecGhostGun I turn water into bullets.