Merlin MuffinTop

Over-thinker, The World is Flat, Fish n game, You wish you were me, Family of 8, Frat Lover, Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia , MSU 87.

[Merlin MuffinTop @merlinmufff]

Back from jail wtm #hmu #icantgoback

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Sometimes when I drink it just makes me feel good…. #ufeelme

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Its 5o’clock somewhere #expand

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Wtf is this shit, thought I was smoking a cig

#shrink #expand

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Why Cocaine?
#bump #neveremember

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If I ever go missing, just know my last meal was probably gas station sushi.

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Sooooooo… lmk
#nowronganswer

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I’ll tell you again! #uwishuwereme

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U wish u were me! #couldnever #guinness

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It’s time to forget #whattimeisit

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I can’t wait to lose money at the casino today! #nevergiveup

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@Tinathemuggle69 U dont smoke like that #urnothim

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I’ve been dabbling in some wine now #Italian

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I’m all alone and all I can do is

#drink

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I hate denim jean jackets.
#urnothim

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Best friend and my worst enemy! #cantgetenough

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White knuckling this whiskey and coke right now. #scared #imightneedrehab

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Anyone ever think about what a cloud feels like? #weridthought

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Where back! #whattimeisit

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@phillipshortbot I want you to be mine again baby!!