Lucas

Lol lmao kms | I do jokes: low brow, high brow, even unibrow but not on my face EW gross

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@instagram Hi I need help reactivating an account I deactivated. When I try to reactivate it wants me to input a code; however, the code sent to both my email and phone are not accepted. I’ve tried to contact support to no avail. Can you please help me regain access the account?

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@meandmymustard He gunna spank Fannie and Freddie

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@derek8poker @Reuters ...Sent from Montréal. That ain’t very American my friend. The current admin would lock you in a cage for being foreign.

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@McMonties You’re a hero

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@realDonaldTrump @EddieRispone lol you lost

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@SteveScalise @realDonaldTrump You’re a joke

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@deborahvanderl5 @ashderhun3 @RepAbraham No you are the one out of touch for not seeing and acknowledging this blatant corruption. Your party is dying because *GASP* your policy sucks and always ends with bending over the little guy for giant corporations. But please continue to clutch your pearls though.

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@RepAbraham Just admit to your district that you are only here for the money and sweet pension. You will be exposed.

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@RepAbraham Hey chucklefuck you can’t say shit when you aren’t even present for the votes. You may fool our district for now, but the whole state isn’t buying your bullshit. Please resign and let someone who will actually do their job take over.

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@atrupar Low energy

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@ChrisLYanksFan @ErikAP2910 @EBennett2012 @AOC It's disingenious to compare the parties with their much older diferrent versions without context. Or maybe you just didn't know?

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@ChrisLYanksFan @ErikAP2910 @EBennett2012 @AOC Naunce is hard huh? If parties then met heir parties now, they would be unrecognizable to each other. Republicans revamped its base in the 60s. By heavily pandering to religiion and racsim, they flipped southern dixiecrats to vote R which in turn pushed black people now vote D.

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@ChrisLYanksFan @ErikAP2910 @EBennett2012 @AOC Paraphrased? Or more likely completely fucking made up? I'm banking on the latter because I could not find that quote or anything similar to what you "paraphrased." King consistently condemned both parties and has no record of voting we can even point too.

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

Twitter beef: @that_nugget69 eats highly processed rat from Trader Joe’s #UptonSinclair #TheJungle

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

I have an inside joke about insider trading. Buy my stock, and I'll let you in on it ;)

[virgin woolf @virgin__woolf]

big brain woke boy do you watch rick and morty

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

Sup Twitter. Anyone know how to get into the tweetdeck business?

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

@majinphil I've been unfairly banned! I'm new to twitch. I genuinely enjoyed ur stream.

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

Will fight the next person who says "but where is the lie tho."

[Lucas @Merlthedog]

Really Oscars? So tired of this oh wait wrong winner gimmick. Just have the Oscars in space already if you really want to spice things up