mads

traveler of both time & space

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@ihatethiskid

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@Keefler_Elf literally thee Foreign Exchange Student

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Stevie: meow
Me: have you ever considered that you’re just the tiniest baby?

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I just wonder how Bill Nye the science guy is doing

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@CdyRnkn Why am I jealous of a raccoon rn

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@sarinaseaaa I have a cat named Stevie, too & I will choose violence for her every time!

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have to have the best music in the grocery pick up spot

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Just saying, I wouldn’t mind waking up one day to a massive PayPal from Tom Sandoval

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this guy at the bar last night heard about my car accident from last year, goes “that was YOU???” & insisted I take a photo with him. like sure mate, I’m traumatized for life but I’ll gladly say cheese for you

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“AND THEN JOHN MAYER DID A TRIBUTE TO MAC MILLER AND COVERED SMALL WORLDS, TURNS OUT HE PLAYED THE GUITAR ON THE ORIGINAL VERSION…”

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@rrxvamp i’ve always hated him, how does he pull these women?!?

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Main themes of this vacation: por que no los dos? & When in Rome

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Been checking my Spotify Daylist more often than my socials lately

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I had the most stressful week but got home to a care package from @DevonEdkins and now nothing else matters ♥️

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Saw a group text from my boss & panicked for a sec but all it says is “Love you bitches”

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Mr. Owl, how many puffs does it take to get to the blinky light on an elfbar?

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@MichaelaOkla I have one!

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@Freakingastro @wxtchbtch @cosmicbeam888 Yes!