Mermaid Man

The Official Twitter Account of Mermaid Man. There's evil afoot! #EVIL!

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If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?

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Rozaaay!!!

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I'm closing down the studio.

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The truth is.. I'm the one who killed Bin Laden!

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#EVIL!

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There is some sort of #evil forces preventing Mermaid Man from getting to 100 followers.

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#Taxes are for suckers.

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Someone teach me how to dougie!

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When is Easter?

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@Jackie96_ I do!

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@LibraSweetie_ Strange..

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@OurTeenThing Me too.

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@Krypt_Keeperr Hey, that's Plankton's wife!

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@jadenatorr Which episode?

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@MrPatrick_Star Neither can I.

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@baybeegurl_ It was my cousin.

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@alikokjohn @kayleemkemming Where's my drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp.. How do you expect me to eat this without my drink!

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@babydeysi Me too!