Matt Bacon

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[Matt Bacon @baconboiz]

Just because this world is crazy, if i ever get detained by those pussies of @ICE let me be very clear, fuck @realDonaldTrump fuck his administration, fuck the US government, and free Palestine.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Mr Gen 5 @luckyglio]

.@BenStiller’s studio lawyers contacted me telling me to delete this LMAO

[Matt Bacon @baconboiz]

lol so even the @nypost is admitting it was staged

[New York Post @nypost]

Secret Service member was Googling rooftop location of Trump's would-be assassin when shots rang out in Butler, Pa.: DHS report https://t.co/MWOfG7irE4

[dei youngboy @AntifaScoundrel]

On second thought The Boys might have been too subtle

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

This is appalling. To think they'd let a jury verdict stand based on nothing more than the victim's testimony, the people she told, two other victims of similar incidents, the president's failure to testify, his confusing the victim for his ex-wife despite claiming she was not his type, and his filmed statement that he enjoys grabbing unwilling women by the pussy.

Where is the justice?

[Brad Powers @BradPowers7]

Attn: @FBI

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[Matt Bacon @baconboiz]

Bruh USA sux eggs right now wtf

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

😭😭😭😭😭 YEAAAA this the type of talk im trying to hear

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Matt Bacon @baconboiz]

@joehaden23 didn’t have to buy any of the things he bought, and now he wants us to feel bad that he only had a million left….bffr

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

“I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.”

“I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.”

“My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.”

“After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.”

“The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.”

“Then I bought them a $1 million house.”

“So right away, about $5 million was gone.”

“I bought my brothers cars.”

“I bought myself a penthouse.”

“I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.”

“People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.”

“You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.”

“That’s why so many guys go broke.”

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Highest...ever?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Imagine being triggered by THE WEATHER. True snowflake behavior! ❄️

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[Matt Bacon @baconboiz]

Wow the Knicks won the finals that’s bullshit and insanity in one

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Shut the fuck up

[John Summit @johnsummit]

you’re always welcome to be a backstage baddie hunter

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Colorado’s Republican primary for Governor continues to get national attention from comedy shows