jordan piantedosi

interdisciplinary artist in boston

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MY FASHION WEEK FEEEEEET

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GUYS MY KICK STARTY HAS A VIDEO NOW Check out Perfect Stars Returns! by Jordan Piantedosi on @Kickstarter http://t.co/jI5OAKbOyL

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Brand new on @Kickstarter: Perfect Stars Returns! by Jordan Piantedosi http://t.co/jI5OAKbOyL hi hello hi hello hi hello hello

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so afraid of failure but also afraid of success too.

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Happy #CephalopodWeek plz enjoy this Flamboyant Cuttlefish!

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i took a year off to think up some really juicy tweets

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the casual violence of classical virtue.

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I painted for eight hours and I ate three salads and I worked out for forty minutes and I watched 1 TV show with my parents

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i wanna "be with" the Starbucks mermaid

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The bad wizards are out on the town tonight

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so excited for the beach picnic & beefcake buffet

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I wannabe biologically immortal 😭

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My psychiatrist says I should take a vacation, I love her 😍

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Why I can't get out of bed ever

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Sorry I'm not sorry

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naps of love!

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I'm just trying not to write this paper and I'm doing a really good job

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I'm an artist AKA "imaginary friend factory"

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Just told a girl I had to run "errands" because it sounds better than "buying underwear to avoid laundry and sniffing candles for an hour"