The Average Gatsby

Dad to two, husband to none. Wordsmith, swordsmith, aspiring blacksmith, fan of Sam Smith. Moderately liberal and science based. #GoBlue #GoWings

[The Average Gatsby @merman2000]

@angel_0f_deathx Seriously lucky- it’s awesome.

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@Underwood_szn Don’t fret. In N Out is insanely overrated, Swig is fucking gross (I’m in Utah, it’s a cult) and DelTaco is one step up from The Bell.

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@FrediThePizzamn Willie and Jack

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@SpartyWRLD Good player but he’s gotta stop the acting. Son of James Harden and SGA

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@CBBonFOX @umichbball Michigan was sloppy. Bad calls on both sides but the Wolverines played terrible

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Was Helen Hunt ever actually hot??

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@itsAntWright Ok this was fantastic- well played good sir.

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@DetroitPodcast The frustrating part is having a team that is competing and worth investing in for the first time in a long time and the ownership’s refusal to add the right pieces to make it sustainable

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@sardonicsqueak Bangin’!!!

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@20th_Centurygal Probably Crosby Stills & Nash - my dad listened a lot to them when I was younger and didn’t get it. But fuck man- it’s gorgeous.

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@itsAntWright Highs: tacky hands and a short man’s handle

Lows: Unforced turnovers and bad defensive positioning

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@BarstoolUIowa Bye bye Maryland and Rutgers.

Hello Kansas. Hello Louisville.

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@gingerthejester Tbh the line about the velvety pipes of Jerry Vole slaps hard

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@alyssalimp You could down one of these everyday and still be drop dead

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@sardonicsqueak Happy Birthday Month !

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@sardonicsqueak Go to Retro Betty in East Millcreek

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@itsAntWright The only thing resembling accurate n this tweet is Goldin’s ability to miss uncontested dunks

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@ThrillaRilla369 @TVsJonDore

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@sardonicsqueak It’s the little things.