Mermemily

i've got wild staring eyes, and i've got a strong urge to fly, but i've got nowhere to fly to.

[Mermemily @Mermemily]

I #votedaftpunk for the 2013 MTV #VMA Best Song of the Summer! See who's in the lead and vote: http://t.co/RMesjN2L6j

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most people worry about getting angry texts/calls all night for no reason from girlfriends or boyfriends, not mothers.

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i like when dudes have really deep voices

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SO EXCITED TO SEE @MitsukoJessica HURRY UP NEXT FRIDAY

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people suck

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@CaveGirlsDiet kiki have you tried cauliflower pizza crust? i hear good things but haven't tried it

[Cave Girl's Diet @CaveGirlsDiet]

{New Recipe} Baked Chicken Pesto http://t.co/84WszFyMkz

[Mermemily @Mermemily]

Girlcode is pretty fucking funny

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#MagicMikeTheMusical is headed to Broadway... http://t.co/QR5XOKFXjS

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

See Beyoncé naked, covered in glitter, and FLAWLESS: http://t.co/PGn6akDoPs

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how did i just discover thought catalog?

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http://t.co/ROJKiQMDTm

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i'd let chris davis hit me with his balls. jus sayin.

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I want to kill everyone or just lay in bed til the human race dies off because they're all fucking idiots

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1.5 more days at this job!

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When its so hot in the office you can't keep a reeses on your desk without it melting ITS TIME TO TURN THE FUCKING AIR ON

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Cannot fucking wait to see Gatsby this weekend AHHHH

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I can't find my horoscope app and its really going to mess with my life when I get back to reality

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Can't wait for gatsby

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Stoooooooked