Blonde Mafia

I believe in SEC football. Master mixologist, expert life ruiner.

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@Ford day 11 and still no call from a supervisor #FAFO

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@Ford day 4...still no call from management. WTF?! Keep diggin your hole deeper.

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@Michell91345919 @Ford DO SOMETHING @Ford

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@Ford DM sent.

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@doritkemsley1 makes me wanna light up again 🖤

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

Anyone else think #TilaTequila was the new Bachelorette? Cool, just me...#specialeyes

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Now, let's give it up for table five!

Ah, ah, ah, ah Table five, table five.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. Table fi-i-i-ive.

#Simpsons

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

#NewProfilePic

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

#DojaCat is ready for the #MetGala! 🛁 @eentertainment @enews

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop."

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@elmo It's 7am and I'm already in tears. I'm tired.

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@Maybelline the ocean is boiling, aliens are confirmed, Greece is burning, can you please bring back Kissing Koolers? I'm tired. Thank you for your consideration.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I wish people were this angry when Jack Daniels or Bud Light caused someone to plow their car into a family using a crosswalk.

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

#LoveisBlind4 the answer is Ferris Bueller. Damn it. He has Ferris eyes ❤️ and boy you picked wrong.

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@AmeriGas @AdamStory135 More like sorry you had to go to Twitter to get a response.

[Blonde Mafia @MerMerS83]

@AmeriGas if I need to go to Mayfield KY and get the damn truck myself, I will! Do ya always take ppls $$$$ and not provide service or is it just me?!

[Adam Story @AdamStory135]

@AmeriGas I thought I bought propane from you all on the 13th of February, apparently I just gave you $600 for not a darn thing. At least when I called about my delivery status on Wednesday, you had the decency to have a human lie to me instead of the robot that lied again.