miranda

I’m a role model if ya wanna die young🤙🏽

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Girl it’s YOUR SON BIRTHDAY why are you on twitter dedicating essays to me??? For the love of god go to chuckie cheese

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Same energy

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

My fairy god mother after dealing with me for five minutes

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Espresso Martini and Uncrustable

[Zerꗞ @zerowontmiss]

#TheBoys

Firecracker: Are you sure there’s nothing
I could do for you?

Homelander:

[toe, lover (my whole body hurts a lot) @carobunga]

?

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

wtf going on in facebook??

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

i’m cryin 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“do u remember when?”

me:

[clare @sadderlizards]

celebrating halloween by getting so high that i’m scared

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

what do i. want to be for halloween?

smooched. cuddled. and cherished