r. jane

Coffee Fueled Momma ☕️👩‍👧‍👦 Mermaid 🧜🏼‍♀️ Jeeper •|||||||• Boy Mom x2 🦊🐻 Snailmailer🐌📫

[r. jane @merofthemaid]

Anyone else experience hearing phantom crying of their child who you know is not crying? I swear I heard crying coming from my sons room but he's in bed with us and it's driving me wild 😭

[r. jane @merofthemaid]

@mamamorgann My husband doesn't understand why I hate going grocery shopping in person, we always spend like twice as much haha

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"i’ll do it when i get home"
Me when I get home:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes"

WHO THE F**K ARE THESE PEOPLE???

[Basil 🌱 @Basil_Mage]

Crashout

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

I mean stranger things could happen if you leave your car unsecured
#9pmroutine

[New Heights @newheightshow]

This pretty much sums up everyone’s reaction 😅 @JasonKelce

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

“what’s on your mind?”

me:

[Halloween Queen 🎃 @NosCalanGaeaf]

😁🎃

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Throughout history, sailors have mistaken Beluga Wales for mermaids because of their human-like knees.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

︎ ︎

[WS Champion Dodgers Lyss @notlyssa]

Someone posted this and it’s amazing

[Christopher Walkin™ @Quadcarl]

Who’s with me?

[r. jane @merofthemaid]

I'm sorry but who tf is paying $37 for shipping on something from the tik tok shop

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Those geese are more loyal than most families I know

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

it’s Him