Actual Human Bean

i do the teach. turtlecrab for president!

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

REMINDER TO BE MY FRIEND IN ANIMAL CROSSING

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BE MY FRIEND IN ANIMAL CROSSING!

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@aaldairaa Tory needed that Tory appreciation hour so she didnt explode into an existential crisis tbh 🤣🤣🤣

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

@socktopuslegs You can friend ppl tho and it’ll show that!!

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

@socktopuslegs I love StoryGraph!! I’m merppenguin!

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

@cornology @aaldairaa YES! 💕

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@cornology Crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@cornology @aaldairaa As long as everyone doesn’t hate her or blame her, Tory is fine with having zombies for friends 🤣🤣🤣

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

everybody else: proving their worthiness or whatnot, being smart
tory: playing with dirt and herbs and catching little lights #bbtta3

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

Here’s this I guess?

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@aaldairaa Tory will ask the initial question and Draught will ask all subsequent ones 🤣🤣🤣

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

@ardentlytrans Realistically speaking, there’s a high chance it will never make sense to Tory 🤣

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

Going from all-knowing to playing a character that would Almost Never Have a Follow-Up Question is AMAZING #bbtta3 I can’t wait to just be confused. The whole time. 🤣

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

@rorspam Crying in my soup from the realness

[Actual Human Bean @merppenguin]

@rorspam I see you’ve reached the Abyss stage of the year

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@nooksneedlesco @splashjaguar Ghost friend 💕

[laur 🍒🌸 @nooksneedlesco]

SPOOKY SEASON SWEATSHIRT GIVEAWAY 🎃👻

Giving away one spooky season sweatshirt!

To enter:
👻follow me & @splashjaguar
🎃like & RT this post
🦇reply with which design you’d pick!
💜tag a friend for an extra entry

Open internationally! 🌎

Closes October 7th ✨

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

He might not look like much, but he means the world to me. 💚#HappyBirthdaySlimey

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@nooksneedlesco @splashjaguar Ghost friend!!!

[laur 🍒🌸 @nooksneedlesco]

SPOOKY SEASON SWEATSHIRT GIVEAWAY 🎃👻

Giving away one spooky season sweatshirt!

To enter:
👻follow me & @splashjaguar
🎃like & RT this post
🦇reply with which design you’d pick!
💜tag a friend for an extra entry

Open internationally! 🌎

Closes September 9th ✨