MERRIDEW INTRO
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No dni idgaf I have 20x better things to worry about
I go by Merridew on this account specifically (if you know my actual name you can call me it tho)
BMF I'm a chill alcoholic
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huge fan of ships where the smart one ends up fucked silly
yes make the Nobel prize drool and cry, incoherent and only able to say please or no more, but still coming every time their tops ask them to
I'M AT A PARTY WHY AM I STILL POSTING TWEETS. I'm getting more drinks and I'll probably(?) start posting on my priv because I feel like when I'm drunk I'm gonna start saying stupid shit
Bro my username is so dumb "merridew + sp" I like jack merridew and my dominate instinct in my enneagram is sp/self-preservation 💔 I almost made it merridewsp741 but that was dumber
there is absolutely no way you think that the people who can distinguish fiction from reality are the ones who need to touch grass, and not the people who genuinely want to give human rights to cartoon characters