merrill davis

no one has time for this

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in a relationship.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

@deannamcraig @RpsAgainstTrump lol what

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

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[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

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[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This speech should terrify anyone who cares about our country.

Declaring war on our nation’s cities and using our troops as political pawns is what dictators do.

This man cares about nothing but his own ego and power.

[TheChefTrevor @TheChefTrevor]

@krassenstein

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

That Coldplay kiss cam thing was 20 years ago today.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

Ok I’m open to any miracles if anybody has any.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

My dentist said that the dental x-rays I just took are also used to identify me if after a catastrophe I’m unrecognizable. She’s a hoot.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in a relationship.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

As it turns out, Florida can get dumber.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

does anyone know how i can disappear from this current timeline

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

everything feels like a call for help. HELP!

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

Is it too late to pick a time to be born in?

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

sometimes people just don’t like you. not me though. people always like me.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

@charliekirk11 @JessicaTarlov god you’re a sick man

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

I don’t know what you guys are doing but I’m doing a lot of grappling. Just like a crazy amount of grappling.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Just to add to Walton Goggins discourse, when I wrote on a sitcom he starred in, sometimes he’d pop into the writers room like this:

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

I think I’m better equipped to handle multiple disasters and a dictatorship in the summer months.

[merrill davis @merrilldavis]

Being alive is crazy.

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

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