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[Scott @scottstts]

My god this is such a good speech that every SWE needs to hear. You know what? Every person should hear it

Keep the happy memories, eyes on the reality, be excited about the future. That’s the best that anyone can do

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I hate the “WFH is depressing” talk. What’s actually depressing is 2 unpaid hours of commuting every day, getting home already exhausted, and having 4 hours left for cooking, sleeping, and getting ready to do it all again.

[Aquaman @Merrrrman]

@DarnelSugarfoo I distinctly remember when their song “losing my religion” started playing at an obscure bar somewhere in the middle of Turkey, literally everyone at the bar sang along the entire song.

That’s worldwide cultural footprint

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[Naval @naval]

The best way to pace the frontier is to hold the labs fully liable for the behavior of their models.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

My 15yr old granddaughter still hasn't emptied the dishwasher.

I asked her to do it four hours ago.

Now she's freaking out because she can't find her phone...

Which is on silent in the dishwasher.

Follow me for more amazing parenting tips….

[Emma Camp @emmma_camp_]

Can rent control fix the housing crisis? No. In fact, it could make things a whole lot worse.

Find out more in my latest for @WSJFreeEx

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if your girl defends this woman break up with her immediately. save your soul

[Florida Dad @FLDadReborn]

“Not guilty by reason of insanity” shouldn’t even exist.

I want you locked up more if you’re not in control of your evil.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

In other words “Why can’t a 24 yr old solve all the government’s spending problems?”

You people in DC are a large part of the problem. All you do is complain and whine on 𝕏 while your job is to actually work for us.

I’ve exposed and saved America billions. What have you done?

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Your tax dollars have become the new money-laundering scheme for these corrupt politicians. Governor Hochul has been taking donations from these daycare fraudsters in NYC who receive millions of your taxpayer dollars to operate “adult daycares”

When I exposed the fraud in NYC, Governor Hochul and Mayor Mamdani went completely silent… maybe they didn’t want to offend their donors? 👀

[Aquaman @Merrrrman]

@LoloEtny Tyson and it's not even close

[Aquaman @Merrrrman]

@NateLorenzen @PalmerLuckey 1 - Arnold most likely lost at least 1 or 2 inches after decades of vertebrae compressing
2 - Mark is definitely wearing heels lol
3 - Camera angle in the first photo is making the guy look taller than he actually is because he is much closer to the lens

[Aquaman @Merrrrman]

@jeremyct You paid the previous owner for the property. You didn’t buy it out of society.

Your property is protected by and benefits from public services. Hence, your property is taxed to pay for them.

Property tax is arguably one of the taxes that makes the MOST sense.

[Aquaman @Merrrrman]

@EnesFreedom @WNBA All jokes aside, if this actually happens WNBA would make a lot more money.

Everyone would be tuned in to watch these games

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Aquaman @Merrrrman]

@UTDIMole David Silva

[foley (follard) @follard]

The average person should rent forever and I say that as someone who builds homes for first time homebuyers a living.

Ownership is sometimes romanticized in this country to an unhealthy degree. People drain their savings, steal themselves to a 30 year mortgage and then spend every weekend doing maintenance on a depreciating structure they can't afford to leave.

Meanwhile the renter down the street has liquidity, mobility and zero exposure to a $15,000 HVAC or roof replacement.

A paid off house in a town you hate is a prison with a mailbox. I build homes because I love real estate, but I'd never tell someone to buy one just because society says they should.

Listen, there are plenty of people out there that homeownership makes sense for. Just not as many as society makes you believe.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I guarantee you I could beat the shit out of Jonah Hill

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.