Nellie Stevens Reed

Sometimes merry Jewess.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

@NidalAllis Yes.

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

@KristySwansonXO How’s this persona working out for your career (or lack thereof)?

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan today, reminding America what being completely unfuckable looks like.

[ali waller @imaliwaller]

If my husband cheated on me during covid, I think I’d be most upset that he withheld gossip.

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

@DrLucyJones I’m sure so many people ask you this every day and I’m sorry if redundant but how do we reckon with what we can’t control in terms of quakes? They feel uniquely frightening in the way of no real warning.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

When someone asks if I have some time so they can “pick my brain”

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

@DrLucyJones I was in Santa Monica which was hit so hard. I woke up to a TV smashing to the floor and when I finally got up to go to the bathroom, I realized the entire porcelain sink had collapsed. So much PTSD and still have it at times.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Trumpers breach the Capitol
ARMIE HAMMER CANNIBAL

We didn’t start the fire

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

When the fools who swore they’d take a bullet for Trump start taking actual bullets, they should understand that Trump wouldn’t take a fucking aspirin for them.

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

@DrLucyJones You always know just what to say for those of us with terrible anticipatory anxiety.

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

I like when I make him laugh.

[Corey Reed @wholespoon]

My wife just took a whiff of our smoke filled neighborhood and proclaimed, “It smells like bad judgement.”

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

To those who don’t believe dreams come true, the bank finally approved my $14 million business loan

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

Piece of orange shit. https://t.co/ugjPgzC4hf

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

Birthday message to Hitler. You're dead and the Jews run the world! HA HA

[scharpling @scharpling]

Someday a baby's first words will be "Please take this Ramones shirt off of me, I don't like their music and this shirt implies that I'm a fan"

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

@ninajacobson @Crimetownprznts Crazy good. Haven’t felt this way since Over my Dead Body

[Nellie Stevens Reed @merryjws]

@Swess Felt it right over our offices. What's going on?

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Look at this asshole arriving for the flight 93 memorial service this AM...

I shit you not 😐

[Atlanta Black Star @ATLBlackStar]

GA waitress Emelia Holden is seen on camera being sexually violated by 31 yr old Ryan Cherwinksi. Holden slammed him into a chair She told said “I just did what I felt was best, I took the guy down and had my co-workers call the police.”
Cherwinksi was charged w/ sexual battery.