salami mami

hope ya hydrated

[salami mami @merrymullet]

my twitter sucks, it's like i'm whispering to myself in a corner but ima still tweet tho idc.

[salami mami @merrymullet]

wishing for a hoagie

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@bwiyurin Samurai champloo!

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@TPGRAY_ To se my tit?

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@TPGRAY_ Fuck you

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@TPGRAY_ Do me

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@TPGRAY_ Waiting for u

[William Crawley @williamcrawley]

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Reminders for 2020:
-wear sunscreen
-pee after sex
-VOTE!
-reverse racism isn’t real
-$18 salads aren’t worth it
-expensive toilet paper IS worth it
-loneliness is never a good reason to be in a relationship
-you have a really nice butt

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@nochilllmichael U got venmo?

[salami mami @merrymullet]

I love tiddies

[salami mami @merrymullet]

for christmas i woke up with back pain and a cold then i worked 11 hours and was verbally abused by customers :-)

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@VicMoheb No

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@nikkilanemusic just told me she liked my tattoos on the street and I had no idea it was even her wowza
I’m tired y’all

[salami mami @merrymullet]

Getting high on crack

[salami mami @merrymullet]

@burn_like_cedar My days are Thursday and Friday ya lil hoe. How long are you staying aroundv