🎶 Merry 🌷🌺

SDV rp by bees // not affiliated w/ concernedape

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺
𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒹𝑜𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑔𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝑔𝓇𝑜𝓌

-- #SDVRP #StardewValleyRP #OCrp #MVrp --
( 18+ only, no lewd )

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""Fine. See if I ever bring you fish again.""

>> Wait, that's probably... what Shane wants.

""Or I could just keep throwing fish at you until you pay me to stop.""

[𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘦 @gridballhasbeen]

"Sucks to suck."

This fish is now forfeit.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""I wasn't throwing it all over the place! I only threw it at you!""

>> Pout.

[𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘦 @gridballhasbeen]

"Clearly not if you're throwing it all over the damn place!"

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""Hey! You're supposed to pay for that!""

[𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘦 @gridballhasbeen]

He doesn't want the damn fish!

Catching it, he sighs and stomps inside. Might as well turn it into cattle food instead of playing a mindless fish catch game.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""Not like that. I know where I am.""

>> They just don't know what they're doing with this fish.

>> Anyway, they give Illtyd a bright smile. ""See you around!""

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> They shrug.

""Maybe I'm lost? I'll figure it out, though.""

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""Hmm ...""

>> Thinking about ways to end this interaction. They're not getting paid for this fish, are they?

""Well, just wanted to make sure!""

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Merry catches the fish, even though it requires them to jump a little.

""Are we playing a game? Whoever wins gets the fish?""

>> Well, better throw the fish back to him!

[𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘦 @gridballhasbeen]

"AHK!!!"

The fish hits him in the face, and he's definitely pissed.

Grabbing the fish, he's making a spring towards Merry and he's ready to reactivate his usually dormant gridball skills to throw the fish straight back at them.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""Are you sure? Have you tried it?""

>> Merry shoves the fish in his face.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Look at Illtyd. Definitely not the person who ordered a carp. Oops.

>> Well, better bluff it out.

""I brought the fish you ordered!""

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Hm, they ... might be at the wrong house. Maybe it's taking a hit minute for them to learn who lives where.

""Too bad! It's yours now!""

>> Throw the fish at him.

[𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘦 @gridballhasbeen]

"I don't want fish!"

Damn aggressive telemarketers and their door to door tac- Oh. It's just the farmer.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""I HAVE YOUR FISH!""

>> Standing outside someone's house, holding a wriggling fish abor their head.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

""I could fit through those bars if I wanted to.""

>> Referring to the locked sewer exit south of town.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Howl back! Perfect echo of Grey's howl, doesn't sound human at all ...

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Always, until he pays attention to them!

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Merry is also hanging out in the lake, lurking perfectly still on the bottom as they wait to ambush fish. Or, in this case, Grey's tail.

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Merry smiles, pleased by the compliment.

""Thank you! It IS!.""

>> A moment's pause.

""Catch cold ... ? Oh, yes. I'd better go, then. Byeeeee!""

>> And they grab their fishing pole and ... jump back in the river and disappear.

[▸ Cᴀsᴘᴇʀ @FemFatalisms]

⠀⠀❝Wow, -very- impressive. I see that making noises is one of your talents then.❞

Casper was enjoying it.

⠀⠀❝I'm sure I've kept you long enough, you might want to get dry before you catch a cold too.❞

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Merry nods, then adds in a little violin riff. They seem to be able to produce whatever sound they want, no matter how inhuman.

""I like to work with plants, fish ... I like animals but I can't afford any yet. I don't have a place for them to live. And I like to read.""

[▸ Cᴀsᴘᴇʀ @FemFatalisms]

⠀⠀❝I love fencing. Fencing, fighting off creatures... playing the violin. Just some fun stuff.❞

Her favorite things to do. Talking about it though or admitting it made her cheeks just a bit darker.

⠀⠀❝What do you like to do?❞

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Merry perfectly mimics Casper's imperfect mimicry of the ghost noise, then tries a few variations on it, altering the pitch, speed, etc.

""Thanks! Ooh, you must be good at fencing -- not to mention having cool swords!""

[▸ Cᴀsᴘᴇʀ @FemFatalisms]

⠀⠀❝Impressive!❞

She's soon mimicking the ghost noise the best she could. A little off, but she rarely makes it.

⠀⠀❝I got a nice purple sword. That and my sabre. Sometimes I travel down far to practice fencing with the bats or cave flies.❞

[🎶 Merry 🌷🌺 @merryqcontrary]

>> Merry nods.

""I haven't been very deep, but I've seen the bugs and slimes.""

>> They mimic a slime's little gurgling noise so well that one could swear there was a slime right here.

""I've got a club!""

[▸ Cᴀsᴘᴇʀ @FemFatalisms]

⠀⠀❝Ever been deep in the mines yet? Ghosts come out to get ya. Gotta attack them like everything else that crawls around. Or you get hurt bad.❞

She's got a lot of scars over her body and tattoos from the old wounds.

⠀⠀❝One time I got bug juice right in my ear.❞