You know this whole COVID thing literally keeps giving me a big “f*ck you”..
Finally get on unemployment back in November and missed the first set of extra perks and went back to work right before the second one started 😒
And until you have to wear one in 90° weather serving people outside for 10+ hours don’t come at me and my complaints lol I don’t mind walking in a nice ACed Wally World doing my shopping wearing one but it has been a struggle serving tables the past year with it on! 🥵😫
Me: “Hi.”
My mom: “THE WEATHER IS HORRIBLE!! WHATS THE DELTA VARIANT!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE STOCK MARKET?! YOU NEED TO SEE A CARDIOLOGIST!!”
Me: “Got it.”
Mom: “WHY DO YOU SOUND SO DOWN?!!”