Merseyfail

Providing satiric service information & advice to the discerning passenger 24/7, 365. Alternatively, send us a smoke signal to 53.4° N, 2.9° W!

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@Childsey65 @merseyrail @shitservice Have you tried turning it off then back on again ?

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@daverc2000 @merseyrail Leave us alone, Dave

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@Childsey65 @merseyrail wE kNoW hOw To RuN tRaInS

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@matthew_marsh11 @northernassist @nationalrailenq @GreenpeaceUK @TheGreenParty @transportgovuk @michaelgove @EnvAgency @guardianeco Total joke just like us xxxxx

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@MarkCassidy82 @merseyrail @Merseytravel Eh just be happy trains turn up, you've more chance of catching the polar express majority of the time

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@dbcallaghan @merseyrail Have you tried turning it off and then back on again... wait... wrong error... ignore me

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@Wainy16 @merseyrail I think the Fat Controller could do better, I think 😂

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@Wainy16 @merseyrail Join the revolution Mark, is basically a troll at this point... they don’t care and won’t change

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@Wainy16 @merseyrail You'd have more chance of a decent conversation with a brick wall, Mark.

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@suebobrex probably not

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@Jonnyhal @merseyrail You know you love being extorted to be towed around the county in a fancy caravan

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@ORailways @merseyrail If you look up the word Shite in the dictionary, Merseyrail is the answer.

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@c_dunleavy @merseyrail Hahahaha as if you think they use logic - its all fairy dust and unicorns at that place Cameron

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@Tasha_Louise_x @merseyrail @ParkingEyeLTD Don't let them get the better of you https://t.co/NhIz7xRYmi heres advice how to fight it

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@itsmatthewj @merseyrail @hereport @onthespot_news @champnews @DisRightsUK @GeeseHonking I'll be honest Matthew, you'd probably have more chance of seeing a train run on time than get a helpful response...

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@nzmanc @northernassist Vive la révolution, Steve

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@WirralhornSteve @merseyrail To be honest Steve, It’s for our own entertainment now

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@onthespot_news any idea what’s going on near the old sandfactory? Two fire engines and police out in force down the path

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@pjjcook @merseyrail I hope you’re patient! My money is on Chewbacca on the track, or possibly high tides

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@pjjcook @merseyrail Rumour has it he’s still waiting at Moorfields....