Mio Maestro

Silver sadist. A fine vintage, ageing disgracefully. Very NSFW. No Tories. Be careful what you wish for.

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

Intelligent
Left wing
Funny
Genuine
Visionary
Musical
Reader
Animal lover
Non judgemental
Thoughtful
Confident
Spontaneous
Poly
Kink
Sub
Masochist
Over 50.

[Sex For The Rest @sexfortherest]

What are the “green flags” you look for in a potential partner?

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@readytorumble3 Thanks.

Yeah, I’m just gonna take two now. Then following your advice. X

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

I’ve got a fucking migraine.

So bad even my teeth hurt.

Another day semi-comatose on the bed wishing the room would stop spinning.

#FML

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@Mintyminxy Good girls can be spanked too. ☺️

Definitely allowed. It’s right here in the rulebook.

*shows you page but closes book too quickly for you to get a proper look.*

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

Rosie’s spanked red
Violet’s bruised blue
If you’re not a good girl
I’ll do it to you.

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@Bratitudeee As someone wise said ‘When we mourn we mourn for ourselves. That our lives are the poorer for the loss of such talent.’

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

Elvis.
John Lennon.
David Bowie.

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

What have you been told about touching without permission?

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

Obsessed with fingering lately.

Nothing better than you helplessly clenching and cumming repeatedly.

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

#NewProfilePic

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

Naked, but for that shirt, she walked ahead of me.

Please, Sir, how much further...?’

‘Almost there, Little Cunt. Just beyond those trees. And when we get there you can cut a switch while I gather some nettles.’

‘My feet are sore’

‘Not yet, they’re not.’

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@BeStillMyBeaten Grrrrrrowls.

[Sexy Wordle (she/her) @BeStillMyBeaten]

Past Joys Could do with a shine https://t.co/MCym0x6X3L

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@RunnerWineBeach Blocked by the owner apparently.

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@A_Bit_Little Well, it’s never the star of the show but it’s a good opening act. 😂

It can be pretty edgy if you go about it right.

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

If she didn’t clench so hard you almost lost a digit, did you really finger her at all?

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@A_Bit_Little A tragedy for all concerned.

Maybe I should offer tutorials. 🤔

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@JayHulmePoet If R3 was in a car park, surely a Wolsey would be in a garage?

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

@RunnerWineBeach I’ll start racking my memories.

[Mio Maestro @MerseyMaster]

I keep wondering about blogging again.

Then I wonder if the world needs stories about a time when there was no internet, no social media, no equipment suppliers and no chambers.

Just us, our imaginations and household items put to uses the makers never intended.

Thoughts?