Reverend Danny Smite

I’m the guy who does the stuff. Adults only. Beat it, kid.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

I am the Reverend Sir Daniel Smite, Knight of the Realm, First of My Name, Breaker of Beds, Whisperer of Sluts, and Father of Chihuahuas.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

FUUUUUUUCK!

Now I have *THREE* guys I likely have to fire.

THREE

They’re all asking for it, though. The alternative is worse.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

Don’t worry. This automatically sparks questions about solutions. I am seeking.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

Each morning starts with an existential abyss.

Example:
Work/life balance: all work. The life part is minor distractions to pass the time before more work.

When I retire, I fear I’m may fall into the abyss, yet I cannot work forever.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

Damn, I miss talking dirty with you fine freaks.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

Since I left the cool-guy job for the boring job, there have been surprises.

I guess I’m going to a conference in October.
In Houston, Texas.

Gonna need some guidance about how to enjoy Houston, friends.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

“Angel Down”?

Thoughts, anyone?

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

Happy Mother’s Day for those who celebrate.

I suggest the gift of all the creampies your heart desires for all of you special women.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@Milycat2013 I would consent. Eagerly.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

I smell like gasoline.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@SweetlyDefiantB I’m not loving Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. But I’m almost done. I wish I could read The Library at Mount Char for the first time again. Strong recommendation.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

Wish you were here.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@SweetlyDefiantB That’s why I’m still here. I guess I have hope.
If you find her, tell Red I say, “hi”.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

I miss this being a fun, close, real community.

I miss my friends and the way we used to occupy this place.

It’s a tragedy to me that so many people panicked when the E guy came along and either left or decided this was their toxic political dumping ground.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@SweetlyDefiantB It’s okay. No other way to be.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

I keep losing my favorite people.
This sucks extra hard because there aren’t that many to begin with.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@HamiltonBurger A friend I ride with is talking about dying, then got a DUI, now he wants out of our association, and is shutting everyone out.
We’re going to check on him tomorrow.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@TheSweetestMimi It wasn’t even my idea. Because I didn’t know. Part of the reason I’m going is my friend was going alone. I decided he doesn’t get to go alone to a thing like that.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

*sigh*
Sometimes I miss you guys so much.

Tomorrow, a friend and I are going to check on a mutual friend who wants to die.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@TheSweetestMimi Thanks. I hang out with these guys for a reason. This is part of it. I just hope he lets us help him.

[Reverend Danny Smite @TheDannySmite]

@MindofAmour Thanks. We’ll care for him the best we can. I just hope he lets us.