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When you think of the universe as an infinite, omnidirectional Rube Goldberg machine, Karma is not only possible, it is mathematically inevitable. So be nice.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

I'm just a boy
Standing in front of this girl
Making sure the knots are out of reach

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@katvonwitt Yes

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@LqLana Kevin O'Leary is such a Monumental piece of shit.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

" I said something shitty and then everybody was mean to me and none of the other shitty people had my back."

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

It's the title of a song by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band. Do the math on that one and get back to us.

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@JesusChryslerII @JoanJetta33 Guys like this really think they're something, don't they?

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@ash_csx Nobody knows who cares will this means. Go fuck yourself.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@Super70sSports That's why Danny Partridge was getting all that Prime pussy while you were jerkingaround on your department store brand fake stingray. I say that with the deepest respect.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

How many times do you people need to be told that crypto is a scam to separate you from your money?

Bitcoin cracks $60,000, sinking to lowest level since October 2024 https://t.co/fFD3bjt9PR #groundnews via @Ground_app

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@Nylasback Are you okay with being restrained for this experiment? For science?

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@marlene4719 We need to get more raw milk out there into the MAGAsphere.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@McFaul They're more concerned with making excuses that will make us give up and go away.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@Drea__Morgan Tie yourself to the office chair and take video of yourself editing. Then, edit that. It's like free content. 😂

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@AZ_Brittney Cunts.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@BookQueen00 Hey, you have like 25 feel of intestines, right?

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@GregoryLusignan @commons96055467 @Addie1441339 I, personally, have never seen anything like it. Some might call him "Beautiful Sleepy Dementia Don."

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@Addie1441339 @commons96055467 No, he's right. Trump's gonna die of natural causes, sooner rather than later.
Sorry about your husband though.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@ABaby183 Please feel free to come visit, and wear one of my shirts and nothing else any time you like.

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@prmade313raised I came THIS close to typing something that would have gotten me suspended. But let's just say that Florida would be a lot more tolerable if they took my advice. 😂

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@gguworld They were much better when they were simply "Foghat With A Great Gimmick."

[🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger]

@AiCLayneStaley That's because the vast majority of people do not enjoy the music of Alice In Chains.