Mersh

my beard is a cat

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@ACoronaNJD GO LIVE!! 😆

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@TheBrattPack63 It is what it is, but I wish we could've kept Crookshank.

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@InStilettos_NHL Errrghh, not super happy about losing Crookshank.

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@ACoronaNJD Ah man, we lost Shanker?! He looked good.

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@ACoronaNJD Marky deserved better than the 25/26 Devils team playing in front of him, but he also fell asleep at the wheel early on too. I'd read a book about what went down last season. We're in for ride...

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

MAGA: Trump isnt a rapist.

Supreme Court: Yes he is.

The end

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@hemantmehta D-list?? That’s a bit too generous.

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@DevilsInsiders And imagine there are 31 other people in the aisle buying wine, fighting for paper towels, or just standing in the puddle.

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@pitchforkedpuck @MyJeeZus973 “Bro it’s twitter” is the best response I’ve seen since this pick was made and people lost their minds. 😄

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@ACoronaNJD People saying he’s a Nico. I’d take 4 Nicos. I had my doubts about the Cap last season, but the man is consistent & reliable. We need more steady hands.

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@TheBrattPack63 @TheBrattPack63 Nobody knows shit. It’s hilarious.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Vandals have broken into Fox News and released special chemicals that lower Presidential approval.

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@HalfwayPost If only there was a way to address those chants...

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Scientists say 70% of the Earth is covered by water…
Yet not a single drop of it is carbonated.

That’s all the proof I need that the Earth is flat.

[Mersh @mershguy]

@Rainmaker1973 I am Jack's Radiohead shirt.

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@annikadevils Not my thing, but you do you!

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@ACoronaNJD I'm looking forward to his first goal against the Devils, which will inevitably happen. 😎

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@MrXiphoid @TheBrattPack63 We got Tsyplikov for Palat from Islanders. Whole thing was basically meaningless except for cap hit.

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@TheBrattPack63 @MrXiphoid On the flipside, didn't look like Calgary was 100% thrilled either. :D

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@Israel000712466 I could’ve watched 3 hours of this.