Rachel Mertel

I'm not a turtle.

[Rachel Mertel @mertelturtle]

@royThomes19 @franfraschilla THIS!!!!

[Rachel Mertel @mertelturtle]

@TrevonShorter6 Wait… I kinda get this lol

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@oconne95 Chick on a stick

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@ChrisBeKing This is actually a cautionary tale of using Twitter to constantly rate and compare airlines lmao

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@royThomes19 Yep same..

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@royThomes19 It’s really sad

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@ChrisBeKing FYI unroll me uses the access they have to your inbox to sell data to advertisers.. if that’s something you care about 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@ChrisBeKing This is a joke. The biggest indication being ORLANDO FL ranked 2.

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@oconne95 @mikealexbolling @DOM_Frederic

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What’s the most ridiculous thing your S/O has ever said to you?

Mine just said “I would pay money to take a Rory McIlroy Golf ball to the dome” @ChefBoyerE

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@mikealexbolling I’ve reported this post to Twitter for violating the rational fucking thinking clause.

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@alliemay14 I too always thought I was regular. I am not.

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This is my vibe moving forward. Thank you.

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@SlamIAm12 I’m impressed!!!!!!! You know I love crossword talk lol

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My toxic trait is spending hours reading all the Kansas/Bill Self hate on Twitter right after Kansas wins any game.

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@ChrisBeKing Facts lol

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@ChrisBeKing Kansas.

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Tell me the Big 12 isn’t an elite basketball conference. Go ahead.

And ROCKCHALK

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@jjtolson @xceece I would say sorry if you bet money on this bracket lol