Merve Emre (Parody)

Merve (BA Harvard, PhD Yale) is a former consultant @BainandCompany and now Shapiro-Silverberg University Professor of Creative Writing and Criticism @Wesleyan.

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I will be a recipient of a MacArthur Fellowship in 2024 and I will have tenure at Harvard or Yale by the end of the same year. Anyone who stands in my way does so at their peril.

[Merve Emre (Parody) @mervatin]

@_ryanruby_ Lorentzen!

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https://t.co/pHzTB4BaV8

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@dereknystrom1 It was Allan Hepburn — and he will be hearing from my attorney.