M. Sirius

she tastes like apple juice and peach

[M. Sirius @merveaddemir]

aspiring post malone impersonator

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Are people fr upset Bernie wore a mask lmao he is literally 567 years old

[dream gurl @arlizle]

me knowing my bf is the hot stranger in the grocery store makes me wanna put him on a leash idk

[SomeDudeNamedGuy @tommytwotone17]

I miss portillos so fucking much

[bear @iamblackbear]

well damn

[Commie des Garçons @fidelcastrator]

small dogs are just single cell organisms, like just homeostasis reproduction metabolism and vibes (and vaguely respond to sound and light)

[stell @HOTELDIABL0]

ofc blackbear is good at lyrics did u listen digital druglord?? damn

[bear @iamblackbear]

ur my painkiller

[M. Sirius @merveaddemir]

“You were his emotional support animal for a long time Merv” -hailey

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

“you’re pretty” yes but am i hauntingly beautiful? if dracula saw me in the streets of romania would he be so mesmerized by my beauty that he would start writing a bunch of poems about how much he craves my body and my blood?

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Why would you ever say anything to a woman. She will kill you

[helen @helen]

part 3

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The U.S. just reported 484,377 new covid cases, the world record for the whole pandemic. And our government’s response is to get people back to work.

[M. Sirius @merveaddemir]

Just know I went from being around someone who adored the show friends to someone who will go to the grave arguing that it has no redeemable qualities
~upgrade~

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i have two brain cells left & it’s these mfs

[M. Sirius @merveaddemir]

~good things falling into place~
*finals creeping around the corner ready to strike at any second*