🐢 Melissa Good 🐬

Professional nerd, diver, sometime writer. Submerged in technology and as many oceans as possible

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Wild tigers have declined by about 95% in the last century. In honor of Global Tiger Day, join me to symbolically adopt a tiger from @world_wildlife to help protect this majestic species and other species and wild places around the world: https://t.co/f5DGLpVxq6 #ppt

[🐢 Melissa Good 🐬 @merwolf]

@AmericanAir I did. Was told it would be sent on a later flight. Arrived at MIA at 1. Supposed to have been picked up to be delivered at 3. Still showing pending pickup. I could have driven home to Orlando and packed another bag and driven back by now.

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@AmericanAir - I check in an hour early, check in my luggage at the counter with a live person, see it bagtagged with a priority tag. Now I am at my destination on a one leg flight with no luggage. 🤷‍♀️

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Of course it did.

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

Tesla on autopilot backs into deputy’s vehicle during traffic stop, Florida sheriff says https://t.co/nwdY6JVdYD

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@Texbard Someday there will be an emoji!

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👍🏻

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Favorite thing. Hm. Boy that’s a question.

[News 6 WKMG @news6wkmg]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLORIDA! 🎂 Florida became the 27th state of the United States on this day in 1845. Name your favorite thing about Florida.

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@AUSXIPMaryD Clammy and moist I reckon.

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... I only hope it was not... alive?

[WFTV Channel 9 @WFTV]

#Florida couple caught with stolen lamb in pants, seafood in purse, investigators say | Details: https://t.co/2IrHzyxR44

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@AUSXIPMaryD @MazMcG03 @TNovan1 @carrie_carr @Texbard You are such a troublemaker. Just sayin.

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@snowjag @Britt_Aug No in the Pines - but that would have been no fun either .

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More Florida problems but perhaps they eat bats?

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

16-foot python fought off by Florida family on their property https://t.co/ExGj7y1kHO

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Florida problems.

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

How to gird your Florida home against pregnant bats trying to move in https://t.co/ACNIe4MHNV

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Ah. The urinary tract on the national phallic symbol that is Florida. Interesting choice.

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

Rep. Sabatini calls for renaming U.S. 27 the Donald J. Trump Highway https://t.co/qXvZZudSt0

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@AllEarsNet ‘There’s no privacy around this place!’

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@geceosan It’s been fun and certainly a pleasure to share stories over all these years.

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@padresj (Mental image of zombie turkey staring out of the fridge) um...

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Happy Friday from a turtle in an egg.

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@padresj Possibly there is a surplus out there because the worlds largest purchaser of fireworks and the second largest purchaser after the US military of explosive devices isn’t doing fireworks shows just now.