luis mesa 🇨🇴

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

he hooping.

[Mingo 🇵🇷 @DaMingster]

I was gonna be outside with the Colombian baddies Saturday bro please this can’t be

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

mom said "when do i get to meet this girl?" mom i fall in love with hœs you're never gonna meet them

[Phantasy @fw_phantasy]

I'm a calm man, so naturally I like crazy bitches

[prigozhin da bahia @alucard_again]

pausa para hidratação no japão

[Adey @ItsAdey]

Is this the one that causes ur ex to text you?

[Comunacho 🇪🇦 @Comunacho1]

Los alemanes a 35 grados, sin aire acondicionado, despiertos hasta la 1 de la mañana para ver como Paraguay los elimina del mundial.
Peores condiciones que el tratado de Versalles.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

first day that Germany and Japan lose together since etc etc you know the drill

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

Yo oyendo a mi vecina gritar “¡Métela ya!” pero hoy no juega México…

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

When your remote coworker accidentally turns their video on

[𝔏𝔢𝔩𝔬 🥷🏾🇿🇦 @KingPumza]

I asked my homeboy from HS what he wants out of life and he said “Big booty latinas”

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[American Footballin' @AmFootballin]

"England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts"

Hearing that live was surreal.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

LeBron has never been eliminated from the World Cup

[Ulises Zipa @Tweetubeando]

Lo último que ve un gringo antes de desaparecer en Medellín

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

England’s struggles in Massachusetts:

-2026 vs Ghana
-1776 vs American colonies

[kordell @lledrook]

this nigga never going back home LMFAOOO