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everything’s been rock and roll since I left triple g | it’s all fun and games until Marissa gets hurt | all mood, no brakes.

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“So is this what you thought 23 was going to be like?”

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90% of my fantasy draft bench were picked cuz they were the cutest ones left. i hope i win

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it’s raining outside but i’m still going to point on ocean waves sound 9 hours on spotify to help me fall asleep tonight

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bought galaga for the switch and all i can hear coming from my living room is my dad reliving his youth

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anyone else do that thing where once a month they clear out all the browsers on safari

just me? cool

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me not knowing how to spell it without autocorrect

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡🔜Odyssey🐦‍🔥 @MarioH92]

Dino chicky nugg pillows 👀

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“12 foot skeletons are only for Halloween”

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my mom just asked me where the squirrels go when it rains 🥹

protect her at all costs

[Attorney at Paw 🐾 @_AttorneyAtPaw]

I cannot believe Viserys is more supportive of women's reproductive rights than half the United States Congress

#HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

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first fantasy w 👐🏼

(by 1 point)

[Charlotte @RoylePin]

A can’t of coke ☹️

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time to watch my favorite fourth of july movie

the purge: election year

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@Rod_Orvananos @KylieWetz @thegoodritz no you’re absolutely correct i would not enjoy the experience

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@Rod_Orvananos @KylieWetz @thegoodritz am i the moth ??

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe

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it is very fitting that i would get food poisoning the same week my capstone and finals are due 🙃

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how do you stumble over your words in an audible book ??? just redo it ??

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i asked my doctor this question one time and she said “well.. once in a while probably isn’t a BAD thing”

[Ariam #FreeTigray @iambrattyb]

If q-tips are bad for your ears WHAT DO YOU USE??

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i think this is like a hate crime or something

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my toxic trait is eating while i’m cooking so i’m no longer hungry for the food i cooked