Meghan Schermerhorn

Hyper niche with a side of bitch

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Big Anthony at it again

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why.

An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” https://t.co/0cbKPcsVI3

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Listening to Clayton like #TheBachelor

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

@GovMurphy Let state employees work from home

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

@GovMurphy Let State Office workers work from home

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

🗣JUSTICE FOR CASSIDY #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Jesse already lost the room 😱#TheBachelor #WomenTellAll

[FOX 29 @FOX29philly]

Tom Brady, known for dropping a pass in Super Bowl LII and failing to shake Nick Foles' hand, has announced his retirement from the NFL.

MORE: https://t.co/mNfLKQ4C6O

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Followed very closely by this, the second worst tweets in the history of the internet

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Merry Christmas! 🎄
ps. Santa, please bring ammo. 🎁

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

I found it. The dumbest tweet on the entire internet to ever exist.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

1. Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer.

The country has never once shut down.

Not a single school has closed.

And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Only one man for the job

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

"Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom" https://t.co/EgXoyGmmSe

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Rodney 💔 #TheBacheloretteABC

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Taylor Swift has me wanting to go out and buy every tube of NARS Cruella I can find and bring back the red lip #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Michelle and Joe’s love story…we’ve all seen it before
#TheBachelorette

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

#TheBachelorette

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Had approximately two (2) hard ciders while waiting for the flight to my bachelorette party and the vibes are being described as Emily Gilmore

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

@Eagles you should score more points

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

Sis he was impeached twice 🤭

[The Hill @thehill]

Kayleigh McEnany: When Trump "was president, you didn't see crisis after crisis" https://t.co/vWGxu1rxf2

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

🗣BAN ALL VICTORIAS #BachelorInParadise

[Meghan Schermerhorn @mescherm]

How would Alabama rush Tik Tok rate our Bid Day 2010 fits?