K-i-m-a-n-z-i©

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[Kemboi’s Travels @kemboi__amos]

It's the year 2024
I bought my car
My friend was driving
Exited the roundabout on the wrong lane
Traffic cop stops us
Takes us to Kasarani PS
Removes his crown
Starts smoking
Asks us for a bribe or else
We negotiate
Asks if I have cash
I don't
Directs me to a nearby Mpesa...

[Vicky @blazenxxi]

Chelsea biggest fan

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

Huyu sasa ameanza kudanganya kama rais wenu.

[Juma @JmJuma1]

This nigga creates memes so effortlessly.🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Eng. Eric Mugaa @mugaa_eric]

Welcome Friends. Njooni tusemezane Wakenya

[K-i-m-a-n-z-i© @MeshackK92]

@favourlee_001 @Blue_Footy @talkSPORT Baby Kane

[WingX Aviation ✈ @wingXaviation]

Emirates Boeing 777 departing Delhi Airport.

[Rincol @RincolFi]

I keep thinking about Pep Guardiola’s famous rant at Nathan Redmond in 2017.

At the time, it looked almost bizarre. Why was Pep screaming at an opposition player after winning a game?

Years later, it makes much more sense. Guardiola isn't simply obsessed with winning. He is simply obsessed with excellence.

He wants the best from his players, his opponents, himself and everybody.

That same man who was screaming at Redmond because he wanted him to attack is the man now revealing how deeply he carries football, how defeats torture him, how much he questions himself and how his personal life has even collided with his work.

This the most fascinating thing about Pep. For him, football isn't just 90 minutes. It is just a way of life.

Perhaps, that is why he can demand so much from Haaland, confront Walker, tear himself apart over team selections and even get frustrated when an opponent isn't giving him everything.

He doesn't just want to beat you, but wants you to be better. That is Guardiola's beautiful obsession, and perhaps also his greatest burden.

Watch this Redmond rant again with that context. It really hits differently now.

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

I have never laughed this hard in a while 🤣🤣🤣.

[K-i-m-a-n-z-i© @MeshackK92]

@the_sambu Why

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

Jamaa aliniambia nitafute CX5 ,sasa Niko na units kama nane ,kazi nikupigiwa na mabroker kwani mteja alienda wapi .

Anyway I have 4 units of cx5 2.5L petrol and 4 units of 2.0L petrol .

YOM from 2016 -2018

[K-i-m-a-n-z-i© @MeshackK92]

@mista_OTile @I_loveblack_ What will you do different then?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Real Madrid raise contract offer to Vinicius Junior. Proposal said to reflect 26yo’s importance to #RMFC & project. Decision time for Brazil int’l - renewal, await free agency next summer (club want to avoid) or pursue Arsenal opportunity @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WvftHt6y84

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

A driver is forced to bribe armed goons in Kisumu with Ksh 200 to use a public road at night.

[Insecurity KE @InsecurityKE]

I hope this email finds you well…

[K-i-m-a-n-z-i© @MeshackK92]

@MediaObserverK @MediaCouncilK @Thagreatleo @Jay_Baraka @GMelonyie @N1Eric @DinahOndari @C_NyaKundiH @EAukot @Nabosibori @karanjajackson_ But the fact remains unless that changed when he joined the government

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Ruto - I have not started campaigning yet

Methu- You haven't started campaigning when you are on top of a vehicle? When you start campaigning, you will come down from the vehicle and get onto a wheelbarrow

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

“Akili yako isikuwe inakuja kwa msimu kama maembe,” Kirinyaga Senator Kamau Murango throws a sharp jab at his Nandi counterpart Samson Cherargei for only showing flashes of intelligence when politically convenient.