Mohit Jain

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A few months back, I was with my girl, and she just did my hair and used a hair clutch. The Swiggy guy called me to deliver the food, and I just went down to get it. There was a family sitting right in front of me, and they were smiling at me, including the delivery guy.

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@ImBreckWorsham World was functioning smoothly -> an orange 🐷 voluntarily 💣 a country -> oil prices and inflation hits -> orange 🐷 says mommy they’re evil, they did this.

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@AbhinavAgarwal If they can do it in the US why not in India?

Let’s not forget Zuck accepted that they took money to promote CSE content in India. Removed thousands of account on IG because their AI couldn’t differentiate correctly. There are way too many issues with Meta.

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@TheHunterBNS Crap working at Crap. TCS is toxic so are their employees🤣

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@HemanNamo Holy molly that was smooth af

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@RiseBharata It took them so long to deport the garbage back to where it belongs.

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@ShashiUniyal95 DINK is such a great concept- Just travel the world, make money, spoil yourself, have the freedom to do whatever you want.

Raising children in 2026 is an expensive hobby in itself lol. Having kids is a choice and reproductive rights is also a thing.

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@chisomholic

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@DeepikaBhardwaj Mera Eiffel tower ka trip abhi baaki hai ye log tower na uda de bas 🥲

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@himalayanguy_7 Tasty? Yes. Healthy? Not really. Protein kam hai isme🫪 idli dosa chawal se bante mostly carbs.

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@ResdyHarsha @Flipkart @flipkartsupport @WorkAtFlipkart @FlipkartStories @SellonFK @Flipkartminutes @flipkart_tech @FlipkartEnables @FashionConclave @FlipkartAds Happened with me 3 times back to back lol. Flipkart is trash and I stand by my word.

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@DeepikaBhardwaj “Dignity” classic “The joke writes itself” cheat karne ke baad izzat hai kaha jo lutegi🤣

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@143_pushpendra @Flipkart @jagograhakjago Upar se ye gadhe log galat product pakda dete hai har baar🤣

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Going back to an ex is like eating food ten people warned you tastes like shit, then convincing yourself your taste buds are different. 💀

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@enough_yt I have been uninstalling and reinstalling apps to do this because apple refuses to give us the small features that are essential lol. @Apple will introduce this in 2030 and tag it as innovation.

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@Wegiveyouhealt1 There are websites online that sells likes, comments, views and everything for dirt cheap price.

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@BlackGHORST Bro has a vibrator up somewhere, he keeps shaking🫪

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@rajagrahari_ @OlaElectric @bhash @OlaEV_Support @jagograhakjago @jaagograhakjago @bhash is bande se kuch ni hona🤣 jo business touch kiya ya shuru kiya sabko duba diya isne. Pata nahi kaisa Agarwal hai jise business nahi aata ho🤣 Getting ola was my biggest mistake

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@Starlink Then stop the whining? Just wait in the queue like rest of the other businesses for further approval.

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@RIL_Updates Indian company. However, The issue is when your executives keep calling us to recharge our mobile while I get just 1 bar of tower in my home. Now enlighten me, why would I pay for something when I can’t even utilise the full benefits of it?

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@RIL_Updates We know that for a fact that you are inline for the approval too.

However, Jio entered the market by bearing loss to destroy the competitors and now we see a monopoly where Jio and Airtel increases their price as and when they wish.

As a nationalist, I will always support an I